"Damn I'm so emotional right now."
"This reeks of DESPERATION!"
"Nothing works."
"The photos make me feel itchy."
"There are some interesting pieces here."
"I actually like these, they make me long for a Greek vacation!"
"Lovely all around!"
"It's one and the same for VB."
"Just your classic Victoria Beckham Vogue cover, nothing exciting..."
It's a three-in-one product.